Before my friend Rose got married we had this huge Mardi Gras themed bachelorette party for her in Omaha. We all had gift bags of anything you could imagine that came in penis form. I thought I had it hid away when all of a sudden tonight a strawberry penis sucker landed in my face.
Andrew: "Mom, what's this for?"
Mom: "It's not for little boys."
Andrew: "No, it is for little boys."
Mom: "No, it's not!"
Andrew: "Who is it for?"
Mom: "For mommies."
Andrew: "No, it not for mommies. Who it for?"
Mom: "Ladies"
Andrew: "What ladies?"
Mom: "Big ladies"
Andrew: "Oh, big ladies."
Yet another awkward situation diverted! What am I going to do when I can do that any longer?!
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